10 5 / 2012

Mirrors

C: I’m going to bed and taking my mirror. Don’t you fall asleep looking at yourself?

S: Yes, that’s why my whole ceiling is a mirror.

10 5 / 2012

Mr. Grinch!

C: “I have somehow managed to get the Grinch stuck in my head”

A: “tumblr!”

C: “You’r a mean one A!”

06 5 / 2012

Addiction

S: Aww, are you addicted to tea now?

A: You can’t get addicted to tea.

S: Yes you can! You’re clearly addicted. The first step is admitting you have a problem.

05 5 / 2012

Water bottles

A: Is that just ice?

S: It has water in it. And I eat ice, so that’s fine. 

04 5 / 2012

Let’s get Krunk!

S: Maybe you can have food at the party

C: It’s not that kind of party. It’s the ind of party where C is gonna get krunk!

04 5 / 2012

As reading period draws to a close…

M: Mama’s got to eat some carbs!

W: Don’t call me Mama. It makes me sound like a Rottweiler. 

03 5 / 2012

Cops: The Musical

“There should be a song: Tickets! Tickets in your Face. It would be like Cops: The Musical!”

-C

01 5 / 2012

Bibliophile

“Have I told you that I’ve started to only buy books from Penguin and Oxford so that they can all have matching spines?”

-C

30 4 / 2012

We got them Lowell Bells

S: I was laying in bed, trying to drown out the bells with my mind. 

30 4 / 2012

Inspiration

C: S IS CRAZY AND I’M SCARED   She just came up behind me and whispered in my ear “Your two seconds of inspiration per day: YOU’RE AWESOME!” and then ran away.   Save me.

29 4 / 2012

You can always tell when it’s finals period.

“NOCTURNAL FOR THE WIN!”

-C

28 4 / 2012

Harry Potter

C: I never realized how badly Daniel Radcliffe needed a haircut in HP4

S: are you watching it now?  

C: no, just tumblring

S: awww. whats happening on tumblr?

C: nothing. I’m looking for things to reblog and one of my tags is hermione so inevitably, harry with bad hair shows up
S: … next to hermione

C: well, yeah, and next to ron and by himself
S: cause he’s hermione after all
  (thats why his hair is so long)

S: you never noticed? Put an imaginary brown wig on him.

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20 4 / 2012

Stalker

S: Maybe he loves you!

A: …

S: From afar…

A: That’s exactly the problem with a stalker.

19 4 / 2012

Fiesta

C: Dick Clark passed away.

A: I don’t know who that is.

C: He hosted Dick Clark’s Rockin’ New Year’s Eve.

A: …

C: You’re familiar with the ball dropping in New York?

A: I KNOW WHAT NEW YEAR’S IS!

14 4 / 2012

Panera

S: kk. I’ll be there!

S: (in the square)

S: that’s our lair

C: you’re so strange

S: … that doesn’t rhyme

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